Disregard Women, Acquire Currency

pochemuchkaa:

dapper and gentlemanly villains (◡‿◡✿)

beastial and brutal villains (◕‿◕✿)

suave and seductive villains (◕ヮ◕✿)

easily angered villains (”>ヮ< )

villains (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ* ・゚✧

kyoukomami:

[2:33:00 PM] Shark Knight: hNNN I MA EATING AN AB+PPLE
[2:33:16 PM] Shark Knight: an AB positive apple wow thats what that looked like
[2:33:23 PM] Puppy Prince: omfg
[2:33:26 PM] Puppy Prince: is it
[2:33:28 PM] Puppy Prince: blood orange

racistmom:

2 notes doesnt pay the rent 

midoropalace:

fuck earth day. the earth is gay and it needs to be destroyed

illea:

i called my grandpa to wish him a happy 69th birthday and he said, “I skipped straight to 70. I don’t do 69 anymore, I’m too old to bend that way” and started laughing hysterically

grandpa

dajo42:

one time in an english class we were making notes about shakespeare’s life and the teacher was like “his father was a glove maker” and the guy next to me started laughing really hard so i looked over at him

his pen had stopped working before he could write “maker” so it just said “shakespeare’s father was a glove” and that was the funniest thing in the world to this guy for some reason

mxydxy:

iraffiruse:

The Quokka

HE POSED FOR A FUCKKJNG SELFIIWE I CANT RIGHT NOWE

georgetakei:

And that’s all we needed to see today. http://ift.tt/PrRGYl

georgetakei:

And that’s all we needed to see today. http://ift.tt/PrRGYl

pizzapuffs:

white men are so ugly they want to make eye contact with you and want u to blush and giggle look away. Nah nigga ima look up like what u staring for ?? the fuck??? mind ya business Timothy.

Everything seems to be exhausting me, no matter how much sleep or how much coffee I drink or how long I lie down, something inside me seems to have given up. My soul is tired.
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anon asked: Geoff Ramsey being adorable? (request here)

alchemists:

moment of silence for all my wasted potential

REBLOG IF YOUR DICK GLOWS IN THE DARK
Why would you have sex with a goat?
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