How to greet your straight friends
Your Love Life, As Described by Videogames by Coleman Engle.
A man just walked past me and said “excuse me, but you look very nice tonight darlin” I said thank you and he said you’re welcome and walked off. And that is how you compliment a woman without harassing them
No, that is still unsolicited, and thus, harassment. No amount of “darlins” is gonna make me not want to punch your ass for coming on to me without provocation.
UR SO STUPID
OH MY GOD. YOU ALL NEED TO WATCH THIS.
I DIDN’T EVEN SUSPECT THAT OR SEE THAT COMING OH MY FUCKING GOD
You need to see it.
|—||Anonymous (via taratillinfinity)|
|—||Dennis Leary, 1992 (via wetepentz)|
“I got both of them from local shelters. When I got her in 2006, the staff told me she was a shepherd husky. I go to the dog park, I’m meeting people with shepherd husky mixes, and they look nothing like her. I get in my car, I’m driving, I look in the rearview mirror, I see these eyes and I’m like, I’ve got a wolf in my car. Then, when she was 10-months old, there was a shepherd breeder and trainer in the dog park, and at the end of the lesson, the trainer came up to me and asked, ‘What kind of dog is that?’ And I’m thinking, Shepherd husky. You should know, you are a breeder. She said, ‘That’s a wolf.’”
Thats mildly hilarious
I am Groot
Sittin’ in class and seeing one of your friends walk by in the hall.
hey *leans against wall* wanna ship our ocs *slips and falls*
i keep going back to look at this
tfw your entire wrist rotates
i’ll admit that the animation is pretty sus but
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